This is a news report from KMPH, Fresno, CA on a bizarre incident involving a big crazy guy who thinks he's Jesus, a homeless Surfer Dude with a hatchet, an African American Utility Worker, and two kindly recycling enthusiasts. The first video is the raw footage of Kai the Homeless Surfer. Listen to his account and try to figure out what happened. The second video is the actual news report. Thankfully it's a little more lucid.
Way to go Dude! Someone get that guy a Surfboard and some tasty waves STAT! Remember, in Kai's words, "You're worthwhile and no one can take that away from you."