Joke of The Day

We can thank the South for such great things like, noodling, the Wright Brothers and Lynyard Skynyrd. But today historically marks the first battle of the Civil War in 1861, The Battle of Fort Sumter. And to celebrate the South's ass-kicking, we have us a hillbilly joke for JOTD, enjoy.


Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.