Police in Long Island raided a house yesterday, and arrested eight people in a prostitution and heroin ring. 26-year old Steven McDaniel was one of the ringleaders . . . and he'd prepared an awesome handwritten list of ten instructions for pimps.
--It's entitled, quote, "Rule's 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!" Here are his management tips. (--We left in Steven's unique spelling and grammar choices.)
#1.) Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them. (Power is control)
#2.) Make them understand that you don't need them, they need you, and they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.
#3.) Never let no 1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
#4.) No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them. (Like "Scarface". Who do I trust?? Me that's who . . .)
#5.) Alwayz stay 2 steps ahead of the game you have them playin . . .
#6.) Don't let them no all your plan's, but alwayz try 2 no there's . . .
#7.) Make sure you own there mind's, body's, and soul's. (N test it out every often 2 make sure)
#8.) Keep your bi on the low as possible when it comes to family and hater's. (Cause you can't trust none of them) (--We think bi is an abbreviation for what Snoop Dogg would call a "bee-yotch".)
#9.) Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on. (Make them tell on each other.)
#10.) Give respect when respect's due. (Follow these rule's and you should b gucci.)