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Going The Way Of The Texting Dodo

Check this out: Is it wrong for me to think texting is a from of Natural Selection?  Is it callous of me to believe that people who text while walking, driving, eating, or operating power tools get whatever consequences befall them?  Am I unsympathetic to think, while it is a tragedy, someone kills themselves texting while driving brought it on themselves?  Should a person go to jail for a minimum of 20 years for killing someone texting and driving?  Or let's their kid walk into traffic because they're to busy texting?  If the kid gets hit by a driver who was texting, should they both get 20 years?  Because we really don't have to text.  The world made it to this point without texting.  If we wait a few minutes and pull over, would it kills us?  Better than killing yourself or falling into sewer full of feces and sanitary napkins trying to get that LOL in there to whoever else is receiving your text.  That person is probably manufacturing nuclear weapons or air traffic control parts.  In my humble opinion, this chick deserved to be immersed in poop gravy for not watching where she was going.  Sure, I've wandered into a few doors, street signs, other people, while checking out a hot ass or trying to figure out if that bum was dead or just sleeping.  I'm not the best driver on the streets either.  But c'mon, can't the friggin' text wait!  Can't you just Stop for a few seconds, move your technologically obsessed ass to the side of the isle so I can get to the Ramen Noodles?  PLEASE?  Now this dumbass' parents are trying to turn this into a money making opportunity.  "Good thing you were texting and fell into that manhole, now we can send you to college on a law suit scholarship."  Too bad she'll flunk out of high school because she thinks Texting is spelled "txtng"  and she writes everything in abbreviations.  "I thnk I wld do wel at Hvrd becuz I can txt rlly fst LOL"  Yes, LOL indeed.dar1

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07/13/2009 2:37PM
Going The Way Of The Texting Dodo
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07/14/2009 9:20AM
Michael the Other Massachusetts Republican
So the mother is actually blaming the WORKERS for her daughter's unimaginable stupidity? If that had been us when we were kids our folks would have smacked us upside the head and told us to stop being morons. That's what's wrong with the world today. Someone does something jaw-droppingly stupid and instead of telling them it was idiotic, her mother DEFENDS her and calls a lawyer. Can we get some chlorine in that family's gene pool, please??
07/14/2009 4:43PM
Patrick M.
Wow, Seriously? When i watched this i couldnt help but notice, is this in new york? If it is, its just goes to show how stupid new yorkers are! she wouldnt have fallen in the damn hole if she was paying attention. like duh!
07/15/2009 10:42AM
Don Frye
The news story ends with, "...and Alexa lost one Hsu. Do you want that Hsu back? No." Is THAT why you are upset about this? ; ) HAHA the next thing you know, a federal judge will hold Riddell liable for not warning Korey Stringer (the Minnesota Viking who died a few years ago during 95-degree workouts) that wearing shoulder pads and a helmet could contribute to heat-related issues. Oh WAIT -- that DID happen. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4324917 Uncle Sam...save me from myself. NOT.
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