This is the first in a new blog series called "Getting Owned By Can Man". Just to refresh you on who The Can Man is: His name is Michael P. Mahone and he resides in Framingham, MA. If you're from the area you might have seen him on his bike carrying his massive bags of empties(hence the name Can Man) or maybe at a local High School Track Meet, of which he is a big fan. He regularly regales listeners of WAAF's Hill-Man Morning Show with his sharp wit and encyclopedic knowledge of the CFL(Canadian Football League). Since discovering Facebook Can Man has been on a somewhat hard to define mission to get followers(mostly single young women) while filtering out WAAF "Boneheads"(I'm assuming this means listeners that are neither women nor single). For the past few days Can Man has been trying to get me to listen to an on-line radio show for UFO Enthusiasts. While I am interested in extra-terrestrial life I am more concerned about his constant posting on my Facebook page berating WAAF listeners and trying to convince young single women to be his Facebook friend. Below is a one of the many battle of wits(or as Michael calls them "witts") between me and Can Man on my Facebook Page: