FRIDAY FINAL THOUGHTS: Here’s some things we didn’t get to on the show today before I get out of here for the weekend!
HERE’S TO NEW HAMPSHIRE, TONIGHT IS KINDA SPECIAL: The Live Free or Die state is kicking our ass again, this time when it comes to beer. New Hampshire has finished at the top of the list of Beer Drinking States, according to new figures released from the Beer Institute. The average Granite State boozer consumes 40 gallons of beer a year. And why wouldn’t they? It snows like a mother F’er all the time up there, there’s no major league sports teams to root for, your closest neighbors are 3 miles away, and if you want to go to a bar that has more than 8 people who aren’t guys in it, you have to drive to Manchester. Congratulations, New Hampshire, you’ve cornered the market on beer drinking and cars in yards up on blocks. Next up: teen pregnancy.
IS ANYTHING DONE BY A KARDASHIAN EVER ACCIDENTAL? Yes, Kourtney, we know you were on the balcony and a sudden gust of wind “accidentally” blew up your skirt. Yes, we know you just happened to be panty-less or wearing the tiniest thong known to man. Oh, and we are totally on to you and your family of fakers. All of us.
HOW MANY CHILD BRIDES CAN WE SAVE THIS YEAR? There is an amazing stat out from Dailymail.com today: Every day, twenty five thousand girls under the age of 18 are married off, and soon impregnated, around the world. Mostly third world places like Uganda, Chad and Mississippi. Check out this looker and his lovely new wife who just finished playing patty-cake with her friends before the ceremony:
What a wedding night those two must of have had! Dinner at four at the camel barn, one of hour of Matlock on Al Jazeera and then straight to bed. We must save these child brides immediately.
