CHILI CHEESE DOGS ALL AROUND
Great news. In a stunning case of using common sense, our elected officials in this state got tired of the whole country laughing at us, and reversed the ridiculous law that would have prevented the sale of delicious baked goods, and sumptuous fat filled treats like pizza and hot dogs and chili at events on state school property. Until the slobs who work at the State House lay off the Double Downs, I’m eating what I want. What’s good for the goose and all that. Who wants to sit through a mighty mites youth football game with only a rice cake to chew on?