CHANGE YOUR LETTUCE, CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Ladies and Gentlemen… The next President of the United States of America. This dude got 40% of the vote in the Primary in West Virginia? Where did I go wrong? Starting at the local level and all that bullshit. How many politicians are wasting their time learning poly-sci at the Kennedy School of Government, working their way up from local to state to national office, when all they really need is a snappy hairdo and a criminal record. Congratulations, Keith Judd, the Governor commuted your sentence so you can get to Washington and start leading the people.