And now….as I limber up and get ready for 4 hours of the greatest Rock n’ Roll recording artist of all time tomorrow night at Gillette….today’s FINAL FRIDAY THOUGHTS:
THAT’S HER? Wait. That’s the woman Chad Johnson threw a reality show…I mean, marriage…away for? No disrespect, but I was expecting to see some exotic, supermodel, sex kitten type. Millions of femaile followers on Twitter and he picks her? This girl, of course, was kind enough to tell her whole story of love to Radaronline.com. Classy. What happened to the good old days when professional athletes had a chick in every city and then they would come off the road and no one was the wiser? It seems the technology that Chad has warmly embraced is not helping him out here.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: I bet the guy who owns this place is sitting on his G5 right now and telling his minions that he can’t believe he spent all that cash improving his mansion with the backyard water park and he can’t sell it. Check this out:
How awesome would it be to have the backyard water park available for “after hours”? Or maybe we should all just show up and start using it and if anybody protests, tell them that Barack Obama said this water park belongs to everyone?
THAT’S CALLED IRONY: Horrendous story today about a college student who was mauled to death by the dogs that lived with her. Rebecca Carey of Dacatur, Georgia devoted her life to saving animals. And see the thanks she gets? The Spaz philosophy is at play here. Why bother helping others when you know they will just turn on you. This poor girl rescued the pitbull that ended up killing her. It’s kind of like what happened with Chad Johnson and his mistress, only he didn’t die.
FLORIDA NOT LIKE THE REST OF US: PART 84. Can’t leave for the weekend without sharing the mugshot of this frisky lady from East Naples. When police were called to the Green Valley Circle Community Pool they found Ms. Merrie Killian receiving oral pleasure in the deep end. Chances are that, had Ms. Killian been a younger, more attractive resident of the cul de sac, cops wouldn’t have received a phone call. The lady probably would have been made chairman of the Labor Day Pool Party committee. This kind of thing only happens in Florida. Never in Stow.
Have a great weekend and listen to us Monday!