This will haunt my thoughts for years to come. I wish I could unsee this. No amount of booze or weed could burn this out of my memory. Here are the horrifying points:
1. American Idol. It's what they show detainees at Guantanamo Bay.
2. Steven Tyler in drag slightly resembles a woman I knew named Fran who swiped the meal cards at the Hoosac Hall Cafeteria at North Adams State College while I was there.(86-91) She had a tougher face than Charles Bronson, hard as nails, and chain smoked Pall Malls. One time I flipped someone the bird in the caf and she came up behind me and whispered in my ear, "If I see that finger again I'll break it off and shove it up your ass." But she was always very stylish in a French saloon kind of way. She probably could have(or maybe had) rode Tyler like a wheel barrow.
3. Seeing Ryan Seacrest briefly in a blonde wig stirred horrifying and confused feelings.
If you look closely Mariah Carey seems confused at first but then looks longingly as Tyler scoots his skirted ass off stage. I think she was into it.
