Apparently, there's such a thing as PERFECTLY-SPACED NIPPLES. So get ready to roll your eyes at how superficial and arbitrary it seems . . . while secretly planning to toss a ruler between your nipples later tonight.
--A company in China is holding a beauty pageant, and one of their requirements is that all contestants have perfectly-spaced nipples. And through a massive amount of research, they say they've determined what that spacing is.
--They've concluded that nipples should be exactly 20 centimeters apart . . . or 7.87 inches. That's from the center of one nipple to the center of the other nipple, NOT from areola to areola.
--The grand prize for winning the pageant is about $1,600. But I guess, more importantly, you get to be known as the most perfectly-spaced nipple owner in China. Or something.