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Is that a boob Twinkie?
 
So, yesterday morning, I was doing research for one of the stories we were discussing.  I don't even recall which one, but I stumbled across the following image:

(It wasn't even a Twinkie-related search; go figure.)

It's called "Kush."  

(Not to be confused with THIS Kush)

The product is billed as "breast support for side sleepers, size C and larger."  It's useful if you have real boobs, fake boobs, or pregnant boobs.  (Insert Danielle joke here.)  Now, it looks absolutely ridiculous, let's be honest.  But, as much as it kills me to admit, I must say... this product is genius because it helps to prevent cleavage wrinkles.  Greg has HIS irrational fears.  I have mine.  One of them is CLEAVAGE WRINKLES.  I don't have 'em now, and I DON'T WANT 'EM EVER.  Is the trade off between sleeping with a boob Twinkie (or whatever other vulgar thing you want to compare it to) and having no wrinkles in the valley worth it?  I think so.  

Finding this photo did make me think about all the other weirdo "As Seen On TV" products are out there.  I decided to do a little more research.  Right off the bat, I discovered the Booty Pop padded panties.  


Garments to pad your backside are nothing new.  These things have been stashed deep within the racks of the department store next to your grandmother's girdles for eons.  I did feel the need to include this particular brand, if for no other reason than to have an excuse to post the Booty Pop video.  

 


Clearly, the only logical follow-up to this is an instructional video showing you how to Booty Pop.  There are a lot of crap tutorials out there... this one is laser show.  I'm going to help LB practice right now.  

 


 


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Deep Purple couldn't have imagined this...
Smoke on the Water?  Nope.  Smoke IN the water?  Hell yes!  It's real, folks.  

The whole thing came about when a chef named Heston Blumenthal, of The Fat Duck in England, asked The Anglesey Sea Salt Company to come up with a way to impart smoked flavor to food without using artificial flavoring.  The result?  Smoked water.  

The company lets plain water sit in an oak smokery for four days so that the water becomes inflused with the smoke flavor.  People have apparently been going NUTS over it.  There are many ways to use it.  You could marinate meat in it, use it to cook potatoes or vegetables, and even include it in mixed drinks.  Word is, smoked water ice cubes go nicely with whiskey.  

Because of the fact that there are no chemicals or artificial flavors in smoked water, it could be poised to replace liquid smoke as a viable alternative.  Either way, smoky = delicious.  

Eat on!
D

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Fall back this weekend!

So, Sunday morning at 2:00 am marks the end of Daylight Saving Time.  You'll technically "gain" an hour of sleep, unless you are in Arizona or Hawaii, the only two states that do not observe Daylight Saving Time.  While that extra hour of sleep is pretty fantastic, many people lament "falling back" because it means less daylight and shorter days.  

There are documented health benefits and risks associated with the changing of the clocks.  In 2008, a report was published in The New England Journal of Medicine citing a study that showed that in the first few days following the end of Daylight Saving Time, sleep patterns were affected to the degree that they actually had an effect on the frequency of heart attacks in the days following the time change.  The study found that people were less likely to have a heart attack in the days following the fall time change, likely due to the fact that they were getting a bit more sleep (which affects the cardiovascular system.)  Conversely, the rate went UP in the spring as people lost an hour of sleep.

 

The moral of the story? 

LB will be more likely to have an alarm malfunction on Monday (even though we gain an hour) than he will be to have a heart attack.  

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