Costumes = Lappy's!
by The Hill-Man
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posted Oct 25 2011 3:57PM
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Following up on yesterday’s discussion during the show, I thought it was important to share the eyewitness photo evidence a listener (Mike Fawcett) sent to me today of what he calls the “epic” lappy given to the Boston Blazer’s mascot, Scorch, during last weekend’s controversial halftime promotion.
Both Scorch and the lady look like they are having some fun. Notice they both are adhering to several key long-time lap dance rules:
- Scorch has hands at his sides at all time and not on the dancer
- The lovely lady is making contact with Scorch’s knee area but is not technically touching his actual mascot groin, giving him the impression that he might get some.
- While Scorch appears to be interested in making eye contact, the dancer is paying attention to the music and looking elsewhere, perhaps focused on where the next $20 is coming from
- Her hair covers just enough of her face so that she won’t be recognizable if Scorch, or any other patron, happens to run into her in class at Bunker Hill community college the next day.
This kind of thing could really improve half time shows. I expect several of our major sports franchises to look into stripper poll installation asap.
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