Apparently a "Raw Dog" isn't something from the Concession Stand. Who wants to bet on this guy stepping up and selling his piercings to support his little Headbanger. And by "Little Headbanger" I mean the baby. It's amazing that fertilization could happen while Megadeth or Motorhead was playing. The extreme volume and hammering beats usually kill all bacteria, parasites, and pets within a 5 mile radius. Why do you think Dave Mustaine and Lemmy are still alive. I am willing to bet this kid becomes the first Scientologist Presidential Candidate in the history of the U.S.
If you know this guy, tell him to give her a call and "Congratulations"!
As Ron Burgundy would say, "That's Baby Makin' Music right there."