We've got to give Best Western credit. They know that some SHADY, SHADY THINGS go down in their hotel rooms. They know the aftermath of those shady things doesn't always get properly cleaned. And they're going to fix that.
--Best Western International has announced that they're about to implement a more aggressive strategy for room cleaning.
--They're going to start inspecting rooms . . . and, we hope, sheets . . . with "CSI"-style BLACK LIGHTS that can show them the nasty stains and other germs the eyes can't see.
--Then, they're going to use UV sterilization wands on things like phones, bathroom fixtures, light switches, and other areas that don't normally get cleaned but can be the home of horrific bacteria.
--By the end of the year the cleaning procedure will be rolled out in all Best Western hotels.