Hey Headbangers, tired of taking crap from The Man because you choose to let your Metal Flag fly with your flowing mane of Rock? Looking for a way to combine your love of whipping your hair to your favorite Norwegian Church Burners AND get paid? Then start your own Hair Metal Paint And Caulk Rock Co. You can thrash to Municipal Waste while painting homes to your clients taste! ....like what I did there? Somebody better invent a paint thinner shampoo for these guys.
