In my quest to provide you with the most quality #foodporn I present to you The Boston Burger Company
. Recently featured on Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives
, they claim to offer more than 20 types of Burgers, two of which, they brought into the studio yesterday. So, get yourself some napkins and some lube because here comes the meat:
This is the "Mac Attack": Mac and Cheese and bacon on a fat burger. What else could you possibly want on a burger? This is like the Tori Black of Burgers. Once you've had it you can retire. And this isn't boxed Mac and thinly sliced "might be" pig flesh. This is real Macaroni and Cheese with thick cut Bacon. I've nicknamed this one "The Nap Time".
And here's a picture of the very talented Tori Black for reference:
This one is called the "Hot Mess": Cheese, Shredded Lettuce, Sweet Potato fries, Red onion, jalapenos, bacon, pickles, and their own Spicy Thousand Island Dressing. This burger is loaded up like Amanda Bynes
after a shopping spree at the local pharmacy. It's a sloppy mess to handle so you're better off eating it while naked then hosing off in the shower.
Of course, there has to be fries to go with your burger. If you don't believe that, then Homeland Security should abduct you from your home and send you to Guantanamo until you agree to Super Size. The Sweet Potato Fries at BBC are treated with a Caramel Sauce and sprinkled lovingly with Cinnamon Sugar. They were a little sweet for my taste so I could only eat about 2 lbs, but they would be great with a couple of scoops of Vanilla Bean Ice Cream on top. Just sayin'.
Well, that was good for me. I promise to continue to do my best to provide you with #foodporn until my heart stops. Which may be soon.
The top photo of LB swallowing a burger in one bite was provided by Greg Hill. No fingers were lost during the taking of that picture.