The Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa is a pigs nightmare and a highway to Heaven for anyone with a weak heart. They know how to do meat right in the Mid-West. CBO(Chief Bacon Officer) of the festival, Marshall Porter compares the festival's building greatness to "Electricity or Penicillin". Bacon may not be able to provide power or fight bacteria, but it sure makes you feel good when you eat it.
WARNING: The following video contains provocative Bacon Porn including a Lady GaGa-esque dress made of the magical meat for "The Bacon Queen". I hope they didn't waste all that beautiful Bacon by making it inedible. I would so chow down on that dress and then lay on my side and sweat as I pass out next to her nude greasy body. Sorry, I'm a hopeless Romantic.