There's a website called WotWentWrong for people who want advice on unsuccessful relationships, and they came up with the top ten reasons men and women get dumped. The most common excuse women hear when someone breaks up with them is, quote, "I'm not ready for a relationship." When guys get dumped, the most common reason is that the woman found someone else.
#1.) The guy isn't ready for a relationship.
#2.) She has bad hygiene.
#3.) The guy doesn't feel like he's a priority.
#4.) They fight too much.
#5.) He thinks her sex drive is too low.
#6.) She's always late.
#7.) He met someone else.
#8.) She's a bad kisser.
#9.) The guy doesn't see a future with her.
#10.) She's too hairy.
--And the top reasons guys get dumped are:
#1.) She found someone else.
#2.) She thinks their eating habits are too different.
#3.) He's too high-maintenance.
#4.) He's too short.
#5.) He doesn't make enough to support the lifestyle she wants.
Los Angeles musician Andy Rehfeldt played all the instruments in this amazing mix. It's synced up so well it's messing with my head. And I'm not even stoned! I'll have to havea private blaze session with this later.
Kristen Stewart is Snow White, "Thor's"Chris Hemsworth is the Huntsman, and Charlize Theron is the evil Queen. The queen sucks the life out of people to stay young, and she wants to eat Snow White's heart so she can live forever. In this version of the fairytale, the huntsman teaches Snow how to fight so she can lead an army to overthrow the Queen. Some of the dwarves include shorter versions of Bob Hoskins, Ian McShane, and "Shaun of the Dead's"Nick Frost. The Prince is played by Sam Claflin, the mermaid-loving missionary from the fourth "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie.
A lot of people are outraged over a YouTube video that shows a three-year-old boy singing an anti-gay song in church. It happened at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle Church in Greensburg, Indiana.
KATHIE LEE GIFFORD made a pretty huge mistake on the "Today" show yesterday. She and HODA KOTB were interviewing MARTIN SHORT and Kathie Lee started asking him about his wife.
--She said, quote, "You and Nancy have one of the greatest marriages of anybody in show business. How many years now for you guys?"
--The thing is, Martin's wife DIED TWO YEARS AGO. But he didn't correct her. He just kind of rolled with it. He said, quote, "We, uh . . . married . . . 36 years."
--Kathie Lee replied, quote, "But you're still, like, in love," and Martin replied, quote, "Madly in love."
--Kathie Lee said, quote, "Why?" . . . and Martin answered, quote, "Cute. I'm cute."
--Kathie Lee later apologized for her error on-air, saying Martin corrected her after the interview. But he wasn't upset at all. In fact, he told her that he had one of the greatest marriages . . . and he STILL DOES.
#1.) We've all smelled OLD PERSON SMELL, but kind of assumed it was some mix of moth balls, decorative soaps, cabbage soup, and unwrapped butterscotch candies. It's not. It's actually a real body odor thing.
--Researchers in Philadelphia found that people were able to identify whether someone was under 75 or over 75 just based on their smell. They believe our body odor does slightly change as we age, and our noses pick that up.
#2.) Want to quit smoking? You have your best chance as a younger woman or an older man. A new study in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. found that women in their 20s and 30s and men over 60 have the highest success rates in quitting.
--The researchers believe it could be a matter of having SERIOUS motivation. Women have their best motivation to quit when they're younger and pregnant . . . men's best motivation comes when they're older and it's either QUIT OR DIE.
#3.) American heads just keep getting bigger. Must be because we keep getting smarter, right? A study out of the University of Tennessee, Knoxville found that the average U.S. head has grown about 0.3 inches in the past 150 years.
--That sounds small, but it's significant . . . the researchers don't have a theory why our heads are expanding like this.
Looks like the State Of Idaho is showing the Mormon Capital of the world how it's done. Idaho State Liquor Administrator, Jeff Anderson(Insert dramatic music stab here) has ordered the state run liquor stores not to stock "5 Wives Vodka" because it is offensive to the Mormon population of the Spud state. Mormons make up a quarter of the state's population. Anderson says the name and label(which shows 5 ladies in traditional garb in a somewhat provocative pose) makes fun of Polygamy, a practice the Mormon church gave up years ago...allegedly.
This is funny because "5 Wives Vodka" is made in Utah, the Headquarters of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints(Mormons) and there's no problem selling it there. In fact, Steve Conlin, Marketing Head and Partner of producer Ogden's Own Distillery, says they have sold nearly 1000 cases in 6 months in Utah. There's also a "Polygamy Porter" made in Utah which does very well. I think Idaho should mix up a Bloody Mary and relax.
This also botches my plan to open a "5 Wives Burger And Fries" in Boise.
Main Blue Stahli member Bret claims he is often visited in his dreams by the ghost of late Beat Icon and Junky Messiah William S. Burroughs. You can read more about it here. He has also paid tribute to the late great Adam Yauch by doing this excellent remix of the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage".
